Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, December 19, 2011

NEK US & THE BLOODY LONG-HAIRED, NO FACE GHOST

assalam & whaddup peeps!!^^

ok, before i proceed with revision for the night (yesssss... final nak dekat daaaahhh)
i have a story to share. a spooky, eerie, scary funny story.. hoho

on my way back yesterday, my cuzzy told me a story of my grandpa and the ghost of the bus stop. LOL
before that, i'm sorry cos i am very bad at creating a spooky horror effects for the pleasure of ur reading. o it might not sound THAT spooky to you.  and plus, this is my version of the story and i heard it from a second person so if u wanna know more, ask my grandpa laaa... 

so here goes.

one night, nek us (my grandpa) was driving his purple van.
he doesn't really go out at night with his van. so this is kinda weird.. 
anywayyyysss, further ahead, he saw someone at the bus stop waving at him.
this is how he described "it" (to my cousins and auntie): long hair, bloody, no face.
OBVIOUSLY that's not a person. 
guess what my beloved grandpa did??
YESSSS.. gave "it" a ride. =,,=

so "IT" sat at the back. 
nek us didn't speak to "it" in the van but instead, he gave "it" money! LOL!
seriously nek us??? hahahahahaahahahahah!
then nek us sent "it" to NORMAH specialist. he left "it" at the emergency entrance, and left.
so of course la no blood stain at the backseat of the van kaaann.. aiyooooo..
nek us went back home an told everybody the story. 
NOPE.
he's not scared at all.

i know there's something fishy and eerie about the van. =,,=

buut nek us is one brave GRANDPA and i am proud of him.
even though sometimes he'll get cranky without reasons.
well, he's 80++ what do you expect???

aite peeps! gotta get back to my work! finals in two weeks time!

adios muchachos!
don't let the mystery haunts youuuuu~~
LOL!

p/s: i will never come near the purple van ever again. EVER.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

"pengilan" rumah swee kang.. LOL

assalam & whaddup peepssss!

today i recieved a text from syaza and so the conversation goes something like this:

syaza: ui. ko d cni?
me: d rmh jah. phl?
syaza: xda. tyk jak. haha 
me: ok. nang random abis kau eh. haha
syaza: haha. sbnrnya ku nk mkn abc kt swee kang. ko spon juh! hehe
me: diat ko~ kn senang mun berterus terang. err.. ju lah! hoho

well yeah something liddat.

so then we went. actually nak ajak liya & muni skali. pick em up at the unimas kuching campus. but then syaza said she needs to fetch her mom from work. so well yeah.. but then when i get into the car, syaza told me to call muni so that we could fetch her & liya. but muni said she's with shane ( dont really knoe how to spell it) at satok. so we just go to satok & didn't fetch liya.. sorry liya.. :(

we did'nt tell muni & shane where we actually heading. we kept them wondering until we reached jalan haji taha. muni just went like "eh, jalan haji taha.." and still doesn't have a clue where actually we were going.. hahah! and so was shane. BOTH of em are seriously funny!

so me & syaza strut to swee kang's house. the funny part was muni and shane walked slowly behind us still wondering where did we bring em! oh wait, that's not it. the funny part was they thought we were bringing em to soome pengilan (kenduri) ! we told em " ya... pengilan rumah cina..." LOL!

turns out, they never been there before. are u kidding me???? swee kang is like the best place to eat ABC &   suntong kangkong!! but apparently shane doesn't like the rojak. :( 

muni, syaza and me.. 3 urang klaka pun
 dah mcm 30 urang. blom gk  with the rest of the gang.
 pecah swee kang kali.. lol

we talked and LOLed like there's no other people there. hahaha.. typical us. oh ya! shane was a lil bit malu so she didn't cakap banyak. except when me & syaza are totally making fun of hmuni & shane. they look so alike! and their personalities.. OMG. nang pnde mun carik kwn.. haha.

next outing: g karok! ahah! smua la urg nk ku ajak g karok.. lommmm..

 (^3^)

aite! gotta chase my nose! hey nose! stop running!

p/s: my face is so dark, but yet my neck is so fair. =,,= 

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

OKB MARI!!

sitting in the lecture hall,
waiting for mr hardyman.
he had tummy ache, so he came late to class.
he said he drank yougrt drink last nite.

wait, this is not about him. =,,=

so where was i?
oh yaa.. concentrating on the topic for the day.
STRUCT. a command to define new data type.
a passing note distract me.
urgh! now i have to pass it to the back.
eh? wait, 

TO DAYANG,
HARI NI ADA PERJUMPAAN UNTUK
JPA KAT KUCHING (MEDIK PUNYE 
CAMPUS) START KUL 10.

FOR ME??
HUH??
HOW COME I DONT KNOW THIS???
while i was typing this, there's a weird smell coming from my roommate's side. probably her friend.

anywhoooo,
i looked at the time, it was 9.05.
shit.
so i rushed out and walk very extra super ultra fast to bhep.

thank GOD x kena tinggal bas.
PHEW!
but yeah..
i was the "LATE ONE"
so no seat for me in the bus.
and so i have to share.
MY ASS HURT SO BAD. =,,=

i thought that i would be alone.
but nora was there, faiha was also there. :)
and of course my doc-to-be friends since they all layak terima JPA kaann.. hoho
nas, danny, nana, james bong, soo chok kim, sabrina, toh kee liong, almond chin, sera kadir.
wahh!! rami duhal kwn lokto saya.. XDD

so the taklimat was about, what we have to do, what we shouldn't do during the sponsorship.

no course xtension
"surat cinta" for below 3.0 (yesssss.. 3.0)
email every result to them
no KAWEN
NO PART TIME
ETC...

did i mention i bawak payung?? PAYUNG.. my big ass payung..
macam la bejalan dari samarahan ke kuching tek nak??
LOL.

then i met MUNI, LIYA, AMIEREENA & NELLIE.
SERONOK!!

ok..
then we all go back..
lunch sorang2.. sobss #foreveralone.

then petang dinner with alin.
we actually stayed there for 2 hours.... watching AKU TAK BODOH.
cool movie.

enough yapping!
got a project report to write!

adios muchachos!! 
:)

p/s: did i mention i'm gonna be an OKB?? ORANG KAYA MARI~~ XDDD

Thursday, August 11, 2011

MAMA & PIZZA HUT

*1 300 88 2525*
pizza hut: hello ma'am phone number please..
mama: 086 310***

pizza hut: miss sabtuyah, am i correct?
mama: yes.

pizza hut: ok miss we'll get back to you shortly.
(on hold with ramadhan pizza hut promotion.. damdidamdidam...)

pizza hut: ok miss, may i take your order? ---> mistake#1 no "please"
mama: is the promotion for blablbla still on?

pizza hut: yes!!
mama: ok i would like to have blabbla pizza and....
pizza hut: CANNOT!! ---> mistake #2 raising her voice

mama: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! WE LWAYS ORDER THAT!!
pizza hut: i havent finish talking.. you cut me (broken english) you have to pay extra if you want to order that.
mama: I KNOW THAT! NOW WHO'S THE CUSTOMER HERE??

pizza hut: sorry miss. anything else?
mama: tututut pizza and asasa chicken.

pizza hut: ok miss. that'lll be RMXX.xx. your pizza will be deliverd in 30 minutes.
mama: hmm. (hang up) berani she tinggi suara to me! babble babble babble.

- 65 minutes later (past iftar)-
*beep beep*
me: urgh! its about time!

MAMA AND PIZZA HUT would never get along.. haha.. trust me, its not the first time~ ^^