MY 10 DAYS OF RAYA

i've been delaying this post for quite some time..

gooooshhhh~~

lazy bum bum bum..

anywhoooooooo...

this year's eid is somewhat different for me.

i never knew i had so much friends that i actually went to visit their houses on different days with different people.

and that wasnt ALL.

while all the other girls around the world busy helping their mommy in the kitchen, baking or cooking,
i put the curtains and rearranged the furniture because apparently im the man of the family.

DAY 1 is always celebrated with family members.

went visiting with Amy on DAY 2

salam had an open house and invited us all to his crib.

then we headed to kak manis' .

hahah she doesnt want us to call her "kak".

and then later to aisyah's.

we always get duit raya from aisyah's brother when we came to visit.

then we kidnapped aisyah and went to zikri's.

later on we went to amy and aisyah's friend's house because she was also having an open house.

had dinner with la famille at Rock Road Seafood Restaurant.

family dinner

DAY 3, i went visiting with la famille

because my uncle is having an open house.

so from there we went from one relative's house to another.

even went to Syaza's friend's house later that night.

DAY 3

another friend's open house on DAY 4.

syed phoned the night before to invite us to his open house.

so its kinda rude not to go, right?

we met up with pijul who apparently celebrated eid in Kuching and didnt mention anything about it.

we went to samarahan to send him home.

syed's crib

i didnt go anywhere on DAY 5 because i had class and something came up right after.

even so, friends came to visit later in the evening.

soooooo yeah...

DAY 6 visiting was a last minute plan.

went to see Dr Peter Wong after class (which i will tell in a different post)

but apparently he went travelling.

then roza called saying that she's bored and lets go visiting.

we went to hafiz whom i havent met since after labuan.

then to azam's and met nas there.

and then to amy's.

after so many years, it's our first time visiting parina's house. yeah we're such bad friends.

DAY 7, went visiting with Amy again

went to aji efa's house in samarahan.

then off to pick up roza because she was again bored and wanted to follow.

then to laila's house.

and then fatin nisa's house.

didnt go visiting on DAY 8 because i had french assessment.

oh wait.

bulak ajak.

went to aunty munah's house later that night.

she just came back from Mukah.

and then to usu timah's because she said Bob AF will be there

and unfortunately he wasnt.

DAY 9

went to Syaza's and kidnapped her for visiting.

so then we went to Cikgu Ani's,

Cikgu Masmery's,

and Izzy's.

then we went to grab something for dinner.

nana's crib

bainun said if i move 1 mm of the sweets, her mommy will know it.

DAY 10 was also a last minute plan.

i followed syed, ajwad, arieff and abul for visiting.

we went to nana's house in Tabuan Melayu which has very narrow road.

then to nazrin's wnere we met up with nizam and syam.

then we went to bainun's who just came back fom sibu that noon.

it was her birthday so we sang for her from outside the gate.

then last but not least, we went atul's who lives a few blocks away from my house.

and that was my first time there.

LOL~

phew!

finally!

i dont owe you people anything anymore!

hahah..

so that's about it..

my 2013 version of EID.

hope to have another colourful and blast raya next year!

I THOUGHT WE'RE FAMILY?

assalaaaaaaaaaaamualaikum!

saya tok tek baruk jak balit dari pengilan makan hol nek idi ka nama nya tek oo.....?
nisik la saya tok ingat.. nya bala belah dak bapak saya bah..
jadi saya kurang mengetahui lah..
 pagi tadik ayah suruh padah ngan mama,
malam tok tek gi rumah uncle G ada makan hol lekak isya'.

so pegi lah tekkk..
ingat kmk urg tek sampe aherrr.
tapi cam sampe2 tek urang baruk maca doa..
fuhhh selamat..

masok la ke dalam where urang rempuan selalu duduk nak..
pum pam pum pam abis macam doa, cam besalah makan..
alu nek udak padah:

"bah, makanlah gik nun. nyaman ke rumah sigek gik."
"rumah ne gik?" mama said.
"ah, xdalah. makan makan.

okaaaayy..  something's fishy.

walopun kenyang kak makan sugarbun tek, tapi saya ngan mama tek makan jwak.
hormat bah ngan urang dah nyeruk tek nakkk..
tengah2 makan nyaman tek, one by one urang balit..
aik? awal na jwak?

me and mama tek nang muka eran blur abis lah..
datanglah mak cik sorang tok tek nanyak, "sik gi rumah mak ot ko?"
mak(nek) ot tok kira cam sorang gik la bala belah dak ayah.

mama: ah? rumah mak ot tek ad jwakk?
mak cik: aokk.. nak gi sinun lah tok.. kau sik?
mama: kaktoklah ke sinun..

di sini saya merasa amat pelik.
camne 2 related people, having the same pengilan? on the same night?
how could they leave rumah nek udak cmya jak?
imagine lah sik sampe 10 mins rumah ya terus puang..
urang semua ke rumah nun..
cam kesian lah saya ngan nek udak tek..

so i told my pelikness to mama..
mama just padah, mama rasa ada confrontation..
ada la nisik betul tek..
mama padah that nek idi ninggal last year di rumah nek udak.
tapi cam family belah nek ot tek rasa cm ny adik beradik tek so nya harus polah jwak.
camya la conclusion mama.

but still, how?? cam peluuu kah?
i mean, family bah?
dari rumah ya sampe balit pengilan saya tek pnde itok..
bila lau rumah nek ot tek yang xla jaoh dari siaa, nang rami jak keretaa..

this is one thing that i dont understand bout my family belah my dad.

peace out y'all!

CERITA LAMAK MAREK

assalam & whadduuuuup!

last saturday was qaisara's birthday..

she turned 6..

and so her mum bought a mini bowling set..

alu laaah KLMJ..

hahah! bukan paaa.. 

tringat laa menseya marek ehh.. taun 98 kah oo..

nak taun urg gago sukan komanwel ehhh..

nak gimrama menang emas ya ehhh..

cam time ya rah sibo tek nakkk..

diamlah d rumah  udak di lanang..

nisa duak syerah pun ada lah bowling set ya tekk..

ada bola, ada pin..

menseya juak tek cm bgagan bah molah tali from getah sambung2..

alu lah kmk urg tek layan gymnasts juak..

sama masin ngakuk dirik malaysian gymnasts tekk..

duuunaaakkk.. duweee~

dolok ng apal eh nama2 sidak yaaa..

muka ng kacak laa..

idong mancung jakkk..

hoho..

kakya mandik lam besen main pusin2..

time ya syerah xpnde pronounce HELP.

jd instead of HELP, ny pdh HILP..

lucu!

saya pun x tauk nakpahal saya pnde ingat cerita kedak tok.. 

xtauk la mun sidak gik ingat sik..

haihhh..

ok ya jak! toodles! ^^

BANJIR DATANG LAGI!!

assalam & whaddup peeepss!!

yes yes... exam.. study... study... bla bla bla...

hey, if cognition overlaps, i need rest maaa....

okaaayyy...

so when i woke up this morn, it was raining cats & dogs. 

not literally though. LOL! cannot imagine if i meant it literally.. 

*imagining cats & dogs falling from the sky with the barks and meows*

and so they said: KUCHING BANJIR! 

i dunno if there's flood here in UNIMAS. 

dude, i'm staying on the 3rd floor.. 

still in my PJs.. too cold too mandi man!

teringat zaman dahulu kala.. 

banjir di rumah nek us.. excited sangat-sangat. 

lemme try that again.. 

EXCITED SANGAT-SANGAT!! 

macam nampak swimming pool depan rumah. gago la kedirik nak main aek. hahah!

depan my grandparents' house ada this longkang kecik which was covered by a papan. 

but every time if banjir, the papan will be lifted up. 

so EVERYTIME when i wanna go out of the house during banjir, no matter how careful i was, 

I WOULD DEFINITELY FALL DOWN. 

tripped over the small longkang. LOL!

that time, my brother was shoooo shmall.

 my uncle akan letak him in a besen and float him away! 

yesss.. he floated. 

imagine putting him NOW in the basin. TENGGELAM! hahahahaahah!

i remembered that one particular year where kuching banjir teruk. and we were in the NEWS!! 

everybody was there, the monyet tua from rumah sebelah.. hahahha.. 

memoriessss~ 

wait, was it ONLY my imagination?? well who caresssss.. 

*eye-roll*

if dulu-dulu banjir, ada la orang yang tolong angkat kerusi, meja, sofa, tv, etc naik atas. 

now?? siapa nak angkat??? 

nek us??? well maybe he can, but not doing it alone.. 

nek anjang???? noooo waaaayyy.. 

nek ni??? uh-uh..

yok??? she would, but she can't.

well, i called home this morn, asking whether the water masuk dalam or not. nasib baik air main kat luar je. takut kott nak masuk dalam.. LOL!

aite!

adios muchachos!

(^3^)

p/s: nang dudok lam bilit jak la today.. makan maggi lagiiiiiii~

MAMA & PIZZA HUT

*1 300 88 2525*

pizza hut: hello ma'am phone number please..

mama: 086 310***

pizza hut: miss sabtuyah, am i correct?

mama: yes.

pizza hut: ok miss we'll get back to you shortly.

(on hold with ramadhan pizza hut promotion.. damdidamdidam...)

pizza hut: ok miss, may i take your order? ---> mistake#1 no "please"

mama: is the promotion for blablbla still on?

pizza hut: yes!!

mama: ok i would like to have blabbla pizza and....

pizza hut: CANNOT!! ---> mistake #2 raising her voice

mama: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! WE LWAYS ORDER THAT!!

pizza hut: i havent finish talking.. you cut me (broken english) you have to pay extra if you want to order that.

mama: I KNOW THAT! NOW WHO'S THE CUSTOMER HERE??

pizza hut: sorry miss. anything else?

mama: tututut pizza and asasa chicken.

pizza hut: ok miss. that'lll be RMXX.xx. your pizza will be deliverd in 30 minutes.

mama: hmm. (hang up) berani she tinggi suara to me! babble babble babble.

- 65 minutes later (past iftar)-

*beep beep*

me: urgh! its about time!

MAMA AND PIZZA HUT would never get along.. haha.. trust me, its not the first time~ ^^