TWENTY-FIFTEEN

Heyyyyy its the last day of 2015!

I made it through the wilderness~~
Somehow i made it throooough~~

hahah okay that was random.

could say that this year is a roller coaster ride.
the one with the scary peak where you go up veeeery slowly,
then you go zooom!
then comes the triple loops,
it didnt end there.
the track even goes underwater through a dark tunnel.
phew!

im glad THAT almost over.
at least for this year lah.

im supposed to do my literature review
and my lesson plan for spm chemistry and physics.
but
i have to do this first.
before i forgot.

i made a to-do list earlier this year
a few of em didnt get to be crossed out this year
which means i have to bring it forward to 2016.
same goes to my to-buy list.
so 2015.
got my first job. checked.
got my first salary. checked.
pursue masters degree because i promised myself if i didnt find a permanent job by june, i'll do that. checked.
got my first car. checked.

2015 taught me to be strong
and patient
and to believe
and stay positive
and just go with the flow
and not overthink
and that whatever you do, He is The Almighty.
When He commands be, and it is.
He knows everything and i mean EVERYTHING.

what's waiting for me in 2016?
a new job as a private tutor
a program im managing (not really)
iza's wedding in february
a bachelorette party for shikin
my proposal defense
a trip to Sydney (may boss approve my holiday)
SHIKIN'S WEDDING AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
wow that's already a lot.

well i think i better stop now.
got a thesis to write
got a call to make
got slides to prepare!

so thank you 2015!

and HELLO 2016!

gotta start my 2016 to-do list as well

HOW TO END A STORY

So munirah shared a joke last night which went like this:

A man was sick and tired 

of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went  through so he prayed:

'Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put

in 8 hours while my wife

merely stays at home.

I want her to know what

I go through

So, please allow her body to

switch with mine for a day.

God, in his infinite wisdom,

granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough,

the man awoke as a woman...

he arose, cooked breakfast

for his mate, awakened the kids,

set out their school clothes,

fed them breakfast,

packed their lunches,

drove them to school,

came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

took it to the cleaners

and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

went grocery shopping,

then drove home to put away the groceries.

Then it was already 1 PM

and he hurried to make the beds,

do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep 

and mop the kitchen floor,

ran to the school to pick up the kids 

and got into an argument with them on the way home,

set out milk and cookies 

and got the kids organized to do their homework.

Then set up the ironing board 

and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes 

and washing vegetables for salad,

breaded the pork chops

and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,

ran the dishwasher,

folded laundry,

bathed the kids and put them to bed.

At 9 PM he was exhausted

and, though his daily chores weren't finished, 

he went to bed where he was expected to make love, 

which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke

and immediately knelt by the

bed and said: -

Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.

I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay

home all day

Please, Oh! Please,

let us trade back.. Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson 

and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

But you'll have to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night"

Then in labour room after the baby is born

God says:

You've done a good job keeping your fetus healthy 

and bringing him into this world, 

and see how adorable he is.

And only you have the breast milk ...

I shared it with Dol
He claimed that the joke was dark
He had an ending for the joke which sounds like this:

the guy learnt his lesson

but no

he's trapped in that female body for another 9 months

the guy then felt tortured both physically and mentally

he tried to scream and tell his kids it's him, their dad

but none of them believe him

even his 'husband'-self thinks it was a joke

in the end,

he went nuts

torutred

but no one knows.

I told him that was wayyyy too twisted

So i told him my version of the ending:

God says he needs to breastfeed

so after breastfeeding ends

he's be himself again

learnt his lesson

and be grateful that he's a guy

and live his life as he is

and

he respects women more

he understands how it feels to be a lady.

The End.

He agreed that my ending was better

Which ending do you like better?

How would you end this story?

FATIN VS EMPTY WALLET

these few weeks
i'm having a hard time choosing outfits before stepping out of ze house
its either i dont fit in em anymore or i think i've worn it last week so i aint wearing it again this week.
bottom line,
i need new clothes!
but my wallet said i dont and im in a big fight with him right now.
havent spoke to him for almost 2 weeks now

this morning,
i changed from my usual cardigan with jeans
(because i had to wear it with my black shawl in which ive worn yesterday)
to my long dress
(i feel kinda fat looking at my bulging tummy)
to baju kurung 
(i wanna wear my sketchers and it kinda look weird even though it doesnt really look weird but i feel weird)
and back to my long dress
(who cares bout my bulging tummy i'll be staying indoors from 9 to 5 anyway)

if you follow me on twitter you would know that i applied loan for car pterol from my mom
and im willing to do anything for money at this point.
oyyyyy halal things lah of course
keep it halal zizturrr
astaghfirullahalazimmmm..

you see? that's how poor i am right now

why?

because gaji belom masok and im not sure what's the reason this time.
i told my boss about it and he said he'll ask the person in charge.

oh and i dont undderstand some people
who actually requested to borrow money
from people who they barely talk to (friends or family)
i mean like
you need help then only you come to me?
like that ka?
wowww you got balls

okay i actually wanted to talk about something else
but i got carried away and i didnt really expect to rant on me not having money this long
hahah

okay better get to work.

Assalamualaikum!