HOW TO END A STORY

So munirah shared a joke last night which went like this:

A man was sick and tired 

of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went  through so he prayed:

'Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put

in 8 hours while my wife

merely stays at home.

I want her to know what

I go through

So, please allow her body to

switch with mine for a day.

God, in his infinite wisdom,

granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough,

the man awoke as a woman...

he arose, cooked breakfast

for his mate, awakened the kids,

set out their school clothes,

fed them breakfast,

packed their lunches,

drove them to school,

came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

took it to the cleaners

and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

went grocery shopping,

then drove home to put away the groceries.

Then it was already 1 PM

and he hurried to make the beds,

do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep 

and mop the kitchen floor,

ran to the school to pick up the kids 

and got into an argument with them on the way home,

set out milk and cookies 

and got the kids organized to do their homework.

Then set up the ironing board 

and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes 

and washing vegetables for salad,

breaded the pork chops

and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,

ran the dishwasher,

folded laundry,

bathed the kids and put them to bed.

At 9 PM he was exhausted

and, though his daily chores weren't finished, 

he went to bed where he was expected to make love, 

which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke

and immediately knelt by the

bed and said: -

Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.

I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay

home all day

Please, Oh! Please,

let us trade back.. Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson 

and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

But you'll have to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night"

Then in labour room after the baby is born

God says:

You've done a good job keeping your fetus healthy 

and bringing him into this world, 

and see how adorable he is.

And only you have the breast milk ...

I shared it with Dol
He claimed that the joke was dark
He had an ending for the joke which sounds like this:

the guy learnt his lesson

but no

he's trapped in that female body for another 9 months

the guy then felt tortured both physically and mentally

he tried to scream and tell his kids it's him, their dad

but none of them believe him

even his 'husband'-self thinks it was a joke

in the end,

he went nuts

torutred

but no one knows.

I told him that was wayyyy too twisted

So i told him my version of the ending:

God says he needs to breastfeed

so after breastfeeding ends

he's be himself again

learnt his lesson

and be grateful that he's a guy

and live his life as he is

and

he respects women more

he understands how it feels to be a lady.

The End.

He agreed that my ending was better

Which ending do you like better?

How would you end this story?