STOP!!!

i am starting to melatah like a mak nenek..
THAT IS NO GOOD.

NO GOOD I TELL YOU!!

I'M A MURDER SUSPECT!

"dayang.. tadi ada junior panggil dayang 'kak duyung'.. haha.."

"kak duyung???? hmmm... pun bolehhh... hahah!"

**********

in a seminar room at ctf2.....

"assalamualaikum dan selamat tengah hari.. jadi tanpa membuang masa kami akan membentangkan bahan-bahan bukti yang telah kami kumpulkan untuk mencari pembunuh tersebut."

"sebelum kami memulakan eksplorasi mencari siapa pembunuh sebenar, kami telah diberitahu tentang 7 orang suspek utama iaitu, nadri, zulhilmi, amirul, gabriel, wei jian, wei yang dan DUYUNG."

"HUH?? DUYUNG??? bukan DAYANG ke? kecikkk ati kak dayang kalau dia dengar.. hahah.."

"eh eh.. bukannn.. kak dayang CANTIK macam duyung.. itu yang saya nak bagitau sebenarnya.. heheh.."

"hmmm.. pandai cover kann.."

me? cantik macam duyung? ahaks! pun bolehhhh.... ;)

**********

in a different seminar room....

"kami telah diberitahu bahawa pembunuh tidak mempunyai girlfriend.. suspek-suspek terdiri daripada 6 lelaki dan seorang perempuan.. berdasarkan clue tersebut, semua suspek masih dianggap bersalah kerana jika dia seorang lelaki mungkin dia masih single dan jika dia perempuan, memang perempuan takde girlfriend pun...."

"eh, mana awak tau suspek perempuan tu takde girlfriend? ada tanya tak? boleh jadi dia seorang yang lesbian?"

".........."

"dayang, no hard feelings? ke nak saman?"

"SAMAN!! see u in court! hahah.."

hmmmm.. pun bolehhh... hahah!

p/s: being a crime suspect is fun! my "cute guys" alert beeped a lot yesterday.. ahaks!

THANK YOU :)

walking towards gabby's car then suddenly...

"fatin! congrats..."

" congrats? on what?" i asked out of confusion.

"congrats on what u're wearing now.." pointing at my hijab.

"ohh.. thanks..."

"so 'when to start wearing one' is no longer the question, huh?"

"yeahh.. i guess so... "

i was somehow very touched. there's a tingly feeling in my heart. a feeling that i cant explain. i could assure you it made me smile. surely not because of the compliment-or the compliment itself.

the feeling is nothing like what people had said to me tonite.

however i must bear in mind that Alhamdulillah (praised to Allah).. only He who deserves ANY compliments in the universe.

let's just pray that this is nothing temporary and let it be a stepping stone towards success.

insya-Allah...

:)

CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH

when u see someone u like,

u seem to lost all your well-structured words,

your heart starts to beat faster than ever,

and you look stupid in front of him.

when he compliments you, 

you'll go like....

HIHIHIHIHHIHIHIHIHIHI...!

in the inside.

and like.....

awww.. thank you! and blushed..

on the outside.

^^

PHILOSOPHY OF COLLEGE LIVES

meetings, readings, assignments, juniors, seniors, boys, friends, BESTfriends, roomates, lectures, more meetings, more readings, faculty activities, college activities.

ENJOYING COLLEGE LIFE IN DIFFERENT WAYS....

TUGASAN PERTAMA DALAM BAHASA MELAYU

assalaaaaaamualaikum!

pada tanggal 3 Disember 2012, saya mempunyai satu tugasan yang perlu dihantar.
seluruh isi tugasan tersebut hendaklah ditulis dalam BAHASA MELAYU.
sila ambil perhatian bahawa kursus FILOSOFI MINDA diajar dalam BAHASA INGGERIS.
begitu juga dengan material-material pembacaan bagi menyiapkan tugasan tersebut.
hal ini adalah kerana pensyarah bagi kursus tersebut tidak mahu berlakunya adegan (?) salin dan lekat.

oleh itu,
saya harus berlatih untuk menulis laporan dalam bahasa melayu!

sekian.

p/s: must pay attention during BM class tomorrow!!
p/p/s: gunakanlah bahasa kebangsaan kita!
p/p/p/s: report in BM is hard. :(
p/p/p/ps: thank you amy for translating some of the words for me!

I HAVE JUNIORS NOW!

assalaaaaamualaikum!

here goes my first day of my 2nd year in unimas...

had to take the 1430 bus for that was the last one before the bus drivers had their break.

the next bus will be at 1600

but if i took that bus i will be late for class which was also at 1600.

amy and i finished lunch at 1400

so we rushed home.

arrived bout 15 mins later and that's when the nature calls.

a man gotta do what a man gotta do!

put on my hijab, socks and etc and off i went!

i thought i could make it but i was 5 mins late..

great..

so i had to wait for the 1600 hour bus...

it was H-O-T HOT!!

i would like to take this opportunity to say thank you to those people who invented smartphones,

and thank you ayah for buying it for me!

my blackberry kept me company.

however i couldnt help but to get distracted by this one chinese girl,

who kept standing up whenever she heard the "bus" sound..

hilarious!

people at the bus stand were all complaining.

bas lambat laa, kata every half an hour laa, etc etc..

i knew that the next bus would definitely be at 1600 hours.

so there i was, standing on the bench and said:

"hear ye! hear ye! please take note that the next bus will be at 1600 hours. please be patient thank you!"

naaaahhh~

joking.

i sat there and remain calm.

'cause im cool liddat!

*****

managed to scan some juniors while the played futsal.

teehee!

Alhamdulillah the class ended early so i didnt have to wait for the 1930 bus.

my class was supposed to end at 1900.

imagine walking home alone on the dark!

:(

well next monday's a holiday means no late class!!

p/s: "soalan wajib hari ini, 'ada juniors handsome x tek?' hewhewhew" - amy yasmin binti roslan via twitter

WHAT A DAY!

assalaaaaaaamualaikum!

today's the day,
where i move in to my new house!
dont get me wrong,
i RENTED the house.
no wait, i RENTED a ROOM in the house.
together with amy and manis.

so here's the story...

i was the first one to arrive.
was about to unpack my stuff,
then i saw 2 of my housemates, renting a room of two in the kitchen.
being me, i smiled and introduced myself.

"oh, kamek nor, tok farah." pointing at her other roomate.
so we chat a little then they wanted to see our room since we're the only one renting the master bedroom.
'cause we're coll liddat, we got swag!
ok merapuuu..

anywhoooo...
while chatting with them there was a loud..... how should i put it.... crash? bang?
no. okay imagine a ceramic toilet sink jatuh to the floor.. ok?

ok memang that's the sound punn..
nor said the sink memang dah nak jatuh.

so then tengah borak-borak ngan nor, suddenly out came a girl known as ika,
crying in pain.
there were....... BLOOD

i cant handle blood.
but somehow i must help her.
she laid right in front of my room.
so i took my tissue paper.
wanted to clean the cut but i couldnt!

luckily farah came with minyak gamat and tissue paper.
so she put a little bit of the minyak to..... i dont know what it does to the luka.
heheh..

ika's roomate tried to call madam chan, the house owner but couldnt get through.
luckily there was a tenant with a car which she rented.
i wasnt planning to follow for i hvnt finish unpacking.
but they insisted so there i was, no handphone, no money, no id.
amy was sooo gonna bising at me, i thought.

rupa-rpanya,
none of the people in the car knows the way.
despite my weakness at giving directions, we arrived at the general hospital.
well it was sunday so no clinic was open.

at the emergency ward, we have to wait at least 5 minutes for the wheelchair,
another 5 minutes to register the patient,
another 10 minutes to see the medical officer,
and at least 5 more minutes to have the wound cleaned.
i dont understand why..
there were a lot of people.
i mean they should like have extra room or something.
i was so disappointed.
it's the EMERGENCY WARD for goodness sake.

ika's roomate, hersie (not sure how to spell her name) called her parents to come over.
so the car-renters and i couldl go back and settled the unsettled.

i talked to a lot of strangers at the hospital.
there was a kakak, with her 2 year-od daughter, gusi bernanah.
a makcik, which her son fall off his motorbike and scratched his palm.

it was indeed and exhausting day.
i kept on berlanggar with people's feet.
a pakcik holding his baby almost tripped over my foot.

i guess that was my day.
i left my water bottle, my pillow and my caterpillar at home.
oh well, goin back this weekend. no problemo!

FIRST ENTRY ON ZE NEW LAPTOP XD

assalaaaaaaaaamualaikum!

u smell that? smell that?? SMELL THAT???!

u smell something new? 

*cough* new laptop *cough*

*GRIN*

MEET MY NEW BABY!

hahah.. ok gedik..

enough of the laptop!

so last saturday i attended my friend's wedding.

it was like a mini batch reunion since like almost half of MRSM KUCHING SPM 09's batch were there.

3 of 7 cars.. we were waiting for everybody so we can go together.

only some of us know the place. i dont really know where it is but i know its very very very very very far.

i could say it is very remote sebab line digi memang  SIK ADA.

tapi pedalaman pun, best jwakkkk..

imagine 7 cars full of people, alu beduruk masuk ke rumah syukri. tpi rumah nya tek siklah kecik punn..

tapi nang riuh.. ada ajwad jak lagik tek nak..

THIS AINT EVERYBODY.. ada gik nak sik masuk frame.

i think apis has the big group photo. i'll ask from him later. tapi seeing syukri and aliza on the pelamin,

macam nangga nemiak bedango. 

cam bulak jak eh syukri dah jadi laki urang. knowing syukri bah.

huh? what? muka pengantin sik nampak?

kejap ahh...

how's now??

haaaa.. ain't aliza pretty??

parina padah aliza cam character perempuan muslimah in posters and magazine..

sine ko nak ngoleh? dah duak2 bakal dentist.

ko hadaaaaa?

akhir kata,

selamat pengantin baru syukri and aliza!

semoga kekal ke anak cucu..

amiinnnn..

(ok speech cliche..)

eh wait, SERIAN????

XOXO

i finally get to take photo with the cute maryam yang syukri slalu ceritaa..