NOT A NORMAL AVERAGE HUMAN BEING

i know my holiday has been so boring.
but today is like the most boring of all boring days..
why?
well it's a weekend.
it's my first weekend at home without mama.
like i wanna spend time with mama!
paham sikkkkk...

i know manjak.
so what?

thanks to my awesome friendss
i managed to have some human interaction
machine as a medium..

you know how weird i get when im with my friends
especially with benon.
i just had the weirdest conversation with her today.

i phoned her and then i actually cried
sebab terharu that she would still pick up my phone walaupun nya tengah makan
and then i was rambling and talk nonsense and laugh like real hard (yes i hiccuped and snorted)
sampe kredit abis.
and then she called me back because she wanted me to hear her play on her keyboard.
we went from phone call conversation to voice note.
i was rambling about how i dont get human interaction since morning
and our voice note convo went like this.

"kau kan ada pusak. main ngan pusak ko ada kambin gik. main lah kau ngan urg rumah sebelah. bkan ko ada pusak kah? ko cakap lah ngan pusak kau mun sik kau klaka lah ngan asuk rumah sebelah.."

"aku klaka ngan pusak. pusak ya ngeyong ngeyong ajak. kakya aku tek nak ngeyong ngeyong jwak gia?boring lah! cam i need human contact like i need human language. PAHAM SIK?"

"apa salah kau ngeyong ngeyong balit ngan nya? kau kan bukan manusia pahal nak pelu kan human language or huma interaction? ngiihihihihihi"

"apahal aku bukan manusia? apa sekda rupa manusia ka rupa aku tok? eeeeeeeeee"

"hekhekhekhek apahal kau rasa kau manusia? kau memang lah macam manusia tapi.. a little bit weird.. er kott.. than a normal average human being. neda orang biasa nangis nangga pensel gugok arumbulak alu nak nangis alu sedih riok rembeh"

"whaaaaaaaaaat?? like you define normal average human being. like how are they supposed to act? sik macam aku kah? aku manusia jwak cam kau. mun aku bukan manusia kau pun mukan manusia okayyy"

"sebab ya lah ta 2 kawaaannn.. naaaa.. mun sik sik lah ko dapta kawan ngan aku nak. mun sik sik lah aku boleh berbual ada interaction ngan kau.. sebab ta 2 samaaaaa.. samaaaaaa.. pelikkkk.. mihmihmihmihmih"

"mena jwak non oh kira ta 2 duak dalm berjuta lah non oh? nak? nak? nak? naknaknaknaknak???"

and then benon tertido.

so saya bukan manusia.
okay.