So munirah shared a joke last night which went like this:
A man was sick and tired
of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put
in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home.
I want her to know what
I go through
So, please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day.
God, in his infinite wisdom,
granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough,
the man awoke as a woman...
he arose, cooked breakfast
for his mate, awakened the kids,
set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches,
drove them to school,
came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners
and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
went grocery shopping,
then drove home to put away the groceries.
Then it was already 1 PM
and he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep
and mop the kitchen floor,
ran to the school to pick up the kids
and got into an argument with them on the way home,
set out milk and cookies
and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes
and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops
and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry,
bathed the kids and put them to bed.
At 9 PM he was exhausted
and, though his daily chores weren't finished,
he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke
and immediately knelt by the
bed and said: -
Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay
home all day
Please, Oh! Please,
let us trade back.. Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson
and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
But you'll have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night"
Then in labour room after the baby is born
God says:
You've done a good job keeping your fetus healthy
and bringing him into this world,
and see how adorable he is.
And only you have the breast milk ...
I shared it with Dol
He claimed that the joke was dark
He had an ending for the joke which sounds like this:
the guy learnt his lesson
but no
he's trapped in that female body for another 9 months
the guy then felt tortured both physically and mentally
he tried to scream and tell his kids it's him, their dad
but none of them believe him
even his 'husband'-self thinks it was a joke
in the end,
he went nuts
torutred
but no one knows.
I told him that was wayyyy too twisted
So i told him my version of the ending:
God says he needs to breastfeed
so after breastfeeding ends
he's be himself again
learnt his lesson
and be grateful that he's a guy
and live his life as he is
and
he respects women more
he understands how it feels to be a lady.
The End.
He agreed that my ending was better
Which ending do you like better?
How would you end this story?
