ABUDEN?!

i entered a perfume store,
i'm looking for a new perfume because mine was confiscated by the airport security in Jakarta.
because apparently you cannot bring liquid over 100 ml on flight.
Bummer.

so yeah.
back to my story.
i entered the perfume store
and the salesgirl said:

"Perfume, kak?"

and i was like:

"oh no... I'm looking for ikan terubok masin. pack it for me please and thank you!"

pfffffft
of course lah i'm looking for perfume. your store sells perfume kan?

ABUDEN?!

p/s: i didnt really reply her that way. too rude. i just gave her a smile.

KIDS DO THE CUTEST THINGS

i went to my grandma's later after Asar prayers.

as we stepped out of the car, we heard people reciting the Tahlil.

"Laa Ilaha Illa Allah.."

repeatedly.

we thought there was a funeral in the neighbourhood.

it was actually a group of kids - pretend playing.

they were sitting at the porch, 

in a circle,

reciting the Tahlil,

as if there was a funeral.

How cute is that?

DON'T YOU MISS ME?

"hello sister! don't you miss me?"

getting this kinda text really made me feel bad.
it's not that i dont miss people.
it's just that missing people is just too mainstream.
LOL

NO LAH.
i mean, what's there to miss?
there's always social networks.
i see most of my friends on twitter and facebook and you name the social networks they have nowadays.
you know what they've been up to just by scrolling down the timeline.
everything is there.

i always get that,

"lawa eh..." "sombong eh..."

the real deal is,
i do miss some of you people.
it's just that i dont really show it to you people.
sometimes i deny it,
but i know what i feel.

and plus,
im not much of a texter so you wont see me text first or anything.
i am more of a reply-er.
you text, i reply.
as simple as that.

selfish much?

i know.

FOOTBALL AINT MY THING

im having soar throat after all the screaming and shouting in front of the tv.

its a football match between my beloved Sarawak and Kelantan.

here's the thing:

i dont really watch football.

why?

1) i dont really understand the game. i mean the rules of the game. offside? free kick? penalty?

2) i have a hard time differentiating the teams; which is which

3) i tend to scream whenever the ball is on our team's side.

4) i scream GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL at the very wrong moment; which is embarassing.

5) its a really tiring game! i myself get tired just by watching it.

mama and i, we dont really understand the game.

but we watched it with ayah just to support our team.

ayah was super cool watching the match.

mama and i, we were screaming and shouting like we own the game.

padahal sik paaham pun game ya.

hahah...

so i pick up some of our conversation while watching the match.

me: ma, sarawak putih ka merah?

mama: aieh.. merah laaa..

********************

me: GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLL!

ayah: *calmly* offside ya..

me: oh jadi sk goal lah?

ayah: sik

********************

(a player kicked the ball out of the field)

mama: nya tok keluar kan!

me: pahal ma? nya sik pande main ka?

mama: apa nya nyepak bol keluar tek..

me: hahah!

********************

me: gine sidak tok main?!

mama: aok eh! pass bol bukan pande nangga urang..

me: lommmm... pass ke nak baju kunin ya apahal??? baju mirah doooooe

********************

mama: cobalah jaga kan player ya. one-to-one bah

me: boleh ka main jaga?

mama: boleh.. macam netball bah..

*******************

(saw a banner by the stand)

me: "DOAKAN SARAWAK MENANG"

mama: aamiin..

me: aamiinn..

*******************

(player substitution)

mama: yaaay nya masok..

me: sapa yaa?

mama: sik tauk.

me: =.='

*******************
me: GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLL!!
ayah: offside ya..
me: aieh offside agikkk.. apa offside ya?
ayah: *explaining what it means*
me: oh. *pretending to understand*

and the conversation goes on and on..

and munirah wants me to go the stadium with her.

AS IF.

p/s: dear future husband, if you love football you better educate me on this if you want a companion to watch football. just sayin.

IF ONLY YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME.....

i was just done watching a movie called ABOUT TIME
thanks to tanir, i now know how to download movies!
yay me!
you can officially call me Captain Farz from now.
AHOYY!

why?
alaaaa you know... pirates.... captain... ugh nevermind... =.=

anywhooooooo
the storyline is just beautiful.
is about a guy who happens to be the descendants of the time travelers.
how he wants everything to be perfect.
how she falls in love, get married, have kids etc.

now, now...
stop right there..
its not a typical time travelling story where at some point the character kantoi,
or that he became greedy and all.
you HAVE to watch it.

HAVE. TO.

p/s: LOVE LOVE LOVE the wedding scene. the wedding dress is just soooooooo BEAUTIFUL!

p/p/s: would you go back in time to fix things if you can?

14 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP

ramzie: isn't that the crayon set you owned back in primary school?

me: OMG! YES! you remembered..

ramzie: fatin, we've been friends for so long already. the smallest things of yours pun i still can remember.

me: yaa.. i still remember us playing with your pencil case which is a cassette case. LOL



i am so gonna miss ramzie and pijul when they move to kuching next year.
i've already missed liya.

sigh.

p/s: ma, when are we moving to kuching?

WHERE ART THOU?

was watching RAIKAN CINTA with mama

when suddenly - out of the blue - she went like:

"so, you want a wedding like that?"

and i was like:

"wha.........?"

and then she was like:

"ok, we look for 'dr syed fuad' first."

pfffftt.. 

so not ready to get married yet.

but i sure am ready to look for 'Dr Syed Fuad'!

LOL

DO I HAVE OCD?

beside having this blog to rant on my life,
i pretty much share my life on tumblr.
so i was scrolling down my tumblr page and so i found this:

truth be told, deciding on what to wear is very difficult.
but i dont think im a perfectionist.
or am i?

anis said i have obsessive compulsive disorder.
its a personality disorder related to perfectionism.

am i really suffering from ocd?

hmmmmmm

IT'S OUR THING

if you were to be a part of the haji yusuf family,

one thing you have to know is:

WE LIKE TO EAT.

my grandpa likes to gather everyone during weekends, public holidays or anyone's birthday.

we will have a table full of all kinds of food to a point that you don;t know where to start.

you'll end up having a little bit of everything.

gaining weight because of that?

meh~

normal.

mama just said that my pipi is already bulat.

okay.

im already in Bintulu.

21 years experience of flying, today was the first time that

i puked upon landing.

i wasnt really feeling well during the whole flight.

i felt so dizzy that i could barely open my eyes.

as the plane was about to land, my salivary gland produced too much saliva

that i couldnt swallow it.

i was ready to grab the motion sickness bag in the seat pocket,

i think you know the rest.

felt sooo much better after.

and.....

ummmm.....

i went out for dinner just now.

because kak nur was craving for soft shell crabs.

see?

makan dan makan lagi.

p/s: ALFATIHAH to the late Najwa who was found dead.

CHAPTER 5 - DONE!

today marks the end of my fifth semester as a BSc (Hons) Cognitive Science.
which means i have one more semester left before my internship before le graduation!

Alhamdulillah i have a great holiday planned ahead,
gonna enjoy it while i can!

goodbye for now.
assalamualaikum and Salaam Maulid Rasul :)

p/s: im so tired of playing the guessing game