FOOTBALL AINT MY THING

im having soar throat after all the screaming and shouting in front of the tv.

its a football match between my beloved Sarawak and Kelantan.

here's the thing:

i dont really watch football.

why?

1) i dont really understand the game. i mean the rules of the game. offside? free kick? penalty?

2) i have a hard time differentiating the teams; which is which

3) i tend to scream whenever the ball is on our team's side.

4) i scream GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL at the very wrong moment; which is embarassing.

5) its a really tiring game! i myself get tired just by watching it.

mama and i, we dont really understand the game.

but we watched it with ayah just to support our team.

ayah was super cool watching the match.

mama and i, we were screaming and shouting like we own the game.

padahal sik paaham pun game ya.

hahah...

so i pick up some of our conversation while watching the match.

me: ma, sarawak putih ka merah?

mama: aieh.. merah laaa..

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me: GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLL!

ayah: *calmly* offside ya..

me: oh jadi sk goal lah?

ayah: sik

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(a player kicked the ball out of the field)

mama: nya tok keluar kan!

me: pahal ma? nya sik pande main ka?

mama: apa nya nyepak bol keluar tek..

me: hahah!

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me: gine sidak tok main?!

mama: aok eh! pass bol bukan pande nangga urang..

me: lommmm... pass ke nak baju kunin ya apahal??? baju mirah doooooe

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mama: cobalah jaga kan player ya. one-to-one bah

me: boleh ka main jaga?

mama: boleh.. macam netball bah..

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(saw a banner by the stand)

me: "DOAKAN SARAWAK MENANG"

mama: aamiin..

me: aamiinn..

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(player substitution)

mama: yaaay nya masok..

me: sapa yaa?

mama: sik tauk.

me: =.='

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me: GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLL!!
ayah: offside ya..
me: aieh offside agikkk.. apa offside ya?
ayah: *explaining what it means*
me: oh. *pretending to understand*

and the conversation goes on and on..

and munirah wants me to go the stadium with her.

AS IF.

p/s: dear future husband, if you love football you better educate me on this if you want a companion to watch football. just sayin.