PROCRASTINATION IS A STUDENT BESTFRIEND

ASSALAMUALAIKUM!

procrastination rules!

people like us works best under pressure.

teehee!

i just sent my assignment which dues today, which i just started yesterday and managed to finish it by now!

it's a 5 page review of a philosophical paper by Daniel Dennett.

well it's group assignment and i dont work well in groups.

so since i'm the leader, i decided to write in on my own.

NO. i'm not complaining.

i just figured that i am better of doing assingments on my own.

xoxo

:)

PHEW!

assalamualaikum...

my strands of hair were poking out here and there. i guess they must be tired after the long ride from the student pavilion to the library. must get them all in the hijab before they started to say hello to everyone who passed by.

MUST.FIND.TOILET.

JACKPOT!

walked pass this sign.....

and enter the one with this sign.....

took me a while to realise it's the wrong one.

1) hmmmm... this toilet smells like rokok. this is weird.....

2) *peeked into the dustbin* ada kotak rokok. eh?

3) decided to walked further into the toilet. and i found this....

then apa lagiiiiii... cabut laaaa!

Alhamdulillah the guy who went in before me used the cubicle and not this.

and Alhamdulillah nobody entered the toilet AFTER me.

PHEW!

this global toilet sign pun boleh confuse. imagine going to places with these toilet signs....

source: google

PAK POLISI DAN BOYFRIEND

assalamualaikum!

just came back from my philosophy midsem exam.

not to brag, but the questions are well, ummm, errrrrr, easy?

managed to finish it within 10 mins time.

i have another exam this saturday but i just need to share something before they fade from my memory.

ok so here goes...

went to popular in tun jugah somewhere in town with amy to buy stuff for our english assignment..

so we decided to park somewhere at the shop lots beside tun jugah.

"kitak pernah tanyak nak boleh sik parking sitok?"

"ada ka? sik ingat eh.."

"kamek rasa ada. parking jak lah. cam rami bah urang parking sitok. sik pernah pun kenak."

"parking lah. sik da jwak polis kerja malam eh nk nyaman kereta urang."

dengan kompiden nya saya padah kedak yaa..

bought stuff, went for dinner, and straight to the car.

note that it's laila's car, named monica. dont ask me why..

BAM!

thank you pak polisi!

we'll see you this froday to settle everything ok?

oh!

remeber when i said we had dinner?

yeah.. so i ordered sizzling noodle.

and we had this kinda weird convo:

kakak: mana gerek nya?? (she's an indonesian)

me: huh?

kakak: gerek nya mana??

me: aihh.. sik ada kamek tok bergerekk..

random nak kakak ya?

random nak??

random abiss..

nunggu bulan jatuh ke riba lok kak ahh..

mun saya berisik gerek, gugok ke riba lah udah bulan yaa..

lak saya ngembak agak kitak..

yahhhh..

herannnn..

bah udah gik!

amy ngajak polah assignment english

toodles!

p/s: remind saya cerita hal salah jamban ah.. heheh

OF BREAKS, ASSES & REVISIONSSS

assalaaaaamualaikum!

its midsem break and i m stuck with my assignments as well as revisions.

i know i know...

boring things to do during a break..

so i let myself chill once in a while with my social networks and blogs.

hey! if you're chillin and dont really know what to do,

check out THIS BLOG!

it's my friend's and she writes good story..

ok toodles! :)

p/s: motif nak promote blog jak.. sebab kepak naip polah esemen.. heheh

TAYLOR LAUTNER I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!

assalamualaikum..

i may look lonely without any boyfriend.

i may look sad and pathetic having Taylor Lautner as my desktop background, my facebook cover photo, my twitter background as well as my bbm profile picture.

but i am not desperado to have any right now.

having one right now may be an experiment for me, to know how it feels and what it makes me.

teehee!

first laila with Mr Syed which obviously macam sik jadi (hahah!)

and now my brother??

thanks guys for the effort. but seriously saya rasa sangat awkward diperlakukan begitu!

supan rasa dirik.. hahah

i know some of you might think it's too early to think about stuff like this,

but hey! two of my friends are married!

but if any of you knows someone that suits me, you know how to approach me!

teehee!

PANTUN NEK NI

"Pantun" is some sort of a malay poem. we sarawakians define "pantun" as an indirect way of asking for something from someone.

and so i've collected some of nek ni's pantun. hahah!

"haus geruk ninek..." 

- mintak aek sejok yang maniss

"ingin ninek nak makan mi sedap kari nak lam tb ya eh.."

or

"dak sempu, podar, modes ninek semua dah abis.."

or

"kau balit nak minggu depan?"

or

"syerah/nisa dah cuti kah?"

- nak ngembak keluar meli barang/berjimba

"kepak nyawa ku eh..."

-berekot nait ke atas molah jemuran..

"panas arii.. mun dapat nak sejok tok.. mmmmmhhh..."

-ngajak ke swee kang meli abc

heheh.. i guess that's all i can come up for now. XD

p/s; bukan nak nganok ninek, bukan sik mok embak kitak keluar nek, tapi..........

EPIC RANDOMNESS

that one random day

where you go out with your girls on a random occasion 

and randomly suggesting places 

that came out of your head out of the randomness.

and on that random day

you and your girls randomly think of going to the campus for a mini concert.

and out of the randomness again,

as one of your girls randomly used a different route to go back,

and at the same time you and your girls randomly scanned for cute/hot guys by the roadside,

and at that random moment,

you saw 3 guys walking but you and your girls only noticed the third guy

because HE is HIM and HIM is HOT!

then you randomly suggested to make a U-turn to follow HIM

but your other girl had a better random idea to stalked HIM from afar.

so you and the girls started your random operation

and adore the epic randomness that you never had!

OH SO RANDOM!

p/s: hey you so hot!

OF BROKEN ENGLISH AND NEW CLOTHES!

assalaaaaaaamualaikum!

i em weting fo andy tu araib prom bintulu.
hi got ol mai niu klos prom mama.
mama kirim mai niu klos en tudong.

tengkiu mama fo de baju en tengkiu makyah fo de tudong!

:)

p/s: my cousin hannah graduated from utp with 2nd class honours! cgpa 3.52. congrats babe!

REALITY SHMEALITY

assalaaaaamualaikum!

3 days and 2 nights retreat with the juniors was the best!
i wish i could extend the time but somehow we must get back to reality.
ASSES and more ASSES!
my week is full of draft and proposal deadlines....
sigh~

STOP!!!

i am starting to melatah like a mak nenek..
THAT IS NO GOOD.

NO GOOD I TELL YOU!!