PAK POLISI DAN BOYFRIEND

assalamualaikum!

just came back from my philosophy midsem exam.

not to brag, but the questions are well, ummm, errrrrr, easy?

managed to finish it within 10 mins time.

i have another exam this saturday but i just need to share something before they fade from my memory.

ok so here goes...

went to popular in tun jugah somewhere in town with amy to buy stuff for our english assignment..

so we decided to park somewhere at the shop lots beside tun jugah.

"kitak pernah tanyak nak boleh sik parking sitok?"

"ada ka? sik ingat eh.."

"kamek rasa ada. parking jak lah. cam rami bah urang parking sitok. sik pernah pun kenak."

"parking lah. sik da jwak polis kerja malam eh nk nyaman kereta urang."

dengan kompiden nya saya padah kedak yaa..

bought stuff, went for dinner, and straight to the car.

note that it's laila's car, named monica. dont ask me why..

BAM!

thank you pak polisi!

we'll see you this froday to settle everything ok?

oh!

remeber when i said we had dinner?

yeah.. so i ordered sizzling noodle.

and we had this kinda weird convo:

kakak: mana gerek nya?? (she's an indonesian)

me: huh?

kakak: gerek nya mana??

me: aihh.. sik ada kamek tok bergerekk..

random nak kakak ya?

random nak??

random abiss..

nunggu bulan jatuh ke riba lok kak ahh..

mun saya berisik gerek, gugok ke riba lah udah bulan yaa..

lak saya ngembak agak kitak..

yahhhh..

herannnn..

bah udah gik!

amy ngajak polah assignment english

toodles!

p/s: remind saya cerita hal salah jamban ah.. heheh