gettin my license: DAY 2

today's lesson: JPJ 'U' TURN

wonder why is it called THE 'U' TURN?? haha.. because the TURN is dekat JPJ OFFICE.. LOL

ok2. MR WILLIAM told me to do some notes as soon as i return home.
so, here goes:

reverse: steer to the LEFT

upon reaching the ACADEMY OFFICE, signal light ON

simpang nk keluar, STOP, TARIK HANDBRAKE. no car, JALAN LAA..

slowly tukar gear.. 20 km/h : gear 2, 40 km/h : gear 3.

sampai blue pipe with a THINGY on it, GEAR 4.

sampai pagar tepi, angkat minyak, slowdown (kaki ready kt brake pedal) turun bukit..

ad lagi pagar, ready to change lane..

stop at traffic light, (left foot clutch pedal, right foot brake pedal)

lift left foot slowly until ada gegaran, lepas brake pedal, slowly  U TURN (DONT HIT THE WHITE LINE!!)

increase speed slowly (naik bukit)..

sampai pagar tepi, slowdown (turun bukit)

ada pondok on the right, signal to the right, change lane.

increase speed slowly..

U TURN, increase speed slowly..

reach bus stop, meter drop to 20 km/h, shift gear and masuk SIMPANG ACADEMY....

NOTE TO SELF:

• handle the steering wheel firmly while shifting gear so the car would not be out of control.
• release the clutch pedal sloooooowwwlyyyyyy...

NEXT CLASS : JUNE 10th, 1400 HOURS

mata ne!! ^^

gettin my license: DAY 1

oh yeah!!
im back on the road dude!
after ONE YEAR i continue my journey..

MR WILLIAM: mcm mana? maseh igt lg ka?
ME: hehe.. lupa sudah sir.. boleh start balek ka?
MR WILLIAM: aiyaa.. mau kena ketuk kepala lu..
ME: hehehe..

b4 heading to the academy, i followed AYAH to his workplace (pasar malam).
i watched him as he tebar2 the roti canai, gettin all sweaty (eh, but the sweat x masuk dlm rati canai ok).
rasa hiba pulak tengok how he works..:'(

lets cut to the chase! what did i learn today?
gear shifting : 1 2 3 4 3 2 1
meter rises to 20 km/h: shift to gear 2
meter rises to 40 km/h: shift to gear 3
meter rises to 50 km/h shift  to gear 4
meter drops to 40 km/h shift to gear 3
meter drops to 20 km/h shift to gear 2

next class : june 8th, 1130 hours
mata ne! ^^

MAMA'S OISHII BEEF DISH the recipe *wink*

muahahahaahahahahaha!

i dont know why i laughed in such an evil way..

just feel like it..

LOL

but that's not the point. i have a recipe 2 share.. ^^

UH-HUH.

RECIPE..

i learned it from my MAMA of course.. *double jerk eyebrows*

well, the dish doesnt really have a name, so i named it MAMA'S OISHII BEEF DISH cos its SUPER DUPER EXTRA DELICIOUS!! (oishii = delicious in japanese)

*wink*

OK. here's what u need:

• garlic
• ginger
• onion
• any kind of soy sauce
• green bell pepper
• BEEF
• oyster sauce
• parsley
• spring onion
• mushrooms

EASY STEPS!

1. heat up the oil in the wok.
2. tumis garlic, ginger and onion. (until its golden brown)
3. put in the beef.
4. when the beef changes colour, (from red to cooked-meat colour) add in oyster sauce.
5. then just add in ALL KINDS of soy sauce you have in your kitchen. (im serious.. ALL KINDS)
6. KALAU terkurang masin, just add in A PINCH of salt.. usually tak lah cos the soy sauce already masin kan..
7. SHAKE IT UP.
8. final touch: green bell peppers(diced), mushroom (sliced) , parsley and spring onion (chopped).

ENJOY! ^^

MAMA'S OISHII BEEF DISH

TIIIIIIIIIIIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS!!!

whaddup.

i'm gonna start this entry with a dramatic shriek.. 

 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!

my worst nemesis dtg balek.. *gulp* KAK SI TI***  is never my thing... I MEAN NEVER EVER!

i have MANY histories with that icky little creature... wait, that THANG is gettin bigger n bigger n BIGGER !!!! the recent 1 (this morning) was bigger than a walking kitten... EEEEWWWWW!!!

one day at school, KAK NOR & KAK MAS  caught one BIG  one at the laundry.. they JEMUR THAT THANG tgh2 panas until it dies... OMG.. i dont even dare go near the KOPERASI that time.. i saw it from my class (which is bout 500m from the koperasi) n just ran back into the class.... T___T

another day (also at school) during PESTA SEM TYPE III, there's this one group yg present pasal this one particular daun yg can halau this creature.. they brought rodents in a GLASS BOX.. the CREATURE is in THE BOX.. and i just saw it from afar... still FREAKED OUT. =.=

one other day (still at school), FARAH had this RUBBER RAT.. i know its not a REAL ONE!!  i just HATE that THANG!!

cant say the word, look at it or even THINK bout it!!

EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!

ANOTHER DAY (yup.. school),  IN THE SHOWER!! KAK SI TI*** was actually in my friend's shower room, NEXT TO MINE!!

she was screaming TIIIIIKKUUUUUUUUUSSSSS!!!

and i go like HUH?? TIKUS???!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

yeah. laugh all you want.. +___+

YES. another incident AT SCHOOL..  this is the WORST.

we have to pindah bilik during SPM cos b4 this GRACE, SYAZA, BAINUN & I tnggal kt blok junior..

YELAAA... KETUA BLOK KAAANNNN... =P

back to the STORY...

i was already fast asleep... like a log.. haha..  then i heard mcm ad chaos in my room.. so i bangun la..

PHL2??

XDA PA TIN.. TDO BALIT...

mne boleh xde pape kan???! so i terus bangun and couldnt get back to sleep... i saw GRACE crying..

PHL GRACE??

TI...KUS.... SOB3...

HUH???!! AIEEEEEE...... SOB3... SOB... SOB...

yup.. i jumped 2 GRACE'S bed and cry with her... WHAT??? I HATE THAT CREATURE REMEMBER???!!

BAINUN & SYAZA was OUR HERO... they chased that thing out of the room.. they are THE RAT TERMINATOR! haha..



we are the rat terminator! WE TERMINATE RATS!!



since that night, i slept with BAINUN.. my bed was facing the window... the rat WENT IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!

i think this the last incident with KAK SI TI*** in school. YES THERE'RE MORE!

ok.. still in the same room.. after the first one... it actually happens everyday.. but i only remember this 2 stories...

lying on the bed with BAINUN.. chitchat bla bla bla bla... *shkshkshkshk* bunyi plastic bag...

BAINUN WHAT WAS THAT???!!

NOTHING FATIN.. JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES OK...

BAINUN WHAT???!!!!

NOTHING... SHHH.... JUST GO TO SLEEP...

again... i know what i heard OK... mesti ad something!! and of course i couldnt go back to sleep..

BAINUN, TKUS KA?? SOB3....

BKN3... TDO JAK KTK...

she sneaked silently towards the hanging plastic bag behind the door... THAT CREATURE IS IN THERE!! I KNEW IT!!

GRACE, SYAZA & SHAFA trbgn..

GRACE asked, AP YA??

TIKUUUUUSSSS.... SOB3....

ADOOOOHHHH.......

and couldnt sleep again that night... +_____+

at home pulakkkk......

2 incidents laa... 'cause i'm not usually home... BOARDING KAAANNNNN...

first incident... i bukak tngkap dapur... doing a lil bit of cooking.. then i forgot 2 shut it back...

then bila MAMA balek, she saw KAK SI TI*** in the kitchen..

SAPA BUKAK PENJAN DAPUR??

KAMEK.. PHL??

TIKUS..

....................................*gulp*........................

the next day mama put on the mouse trap.... it went right in... still in the kitchen.. I TAHAN LAPAR THE WHOLE DAY... dont dare to go to the kitchen.. just wait for MAMA to come home from work..

AND TODAY......

there's one OUTSIDE!!! AYAH  said its dead... NGEK THE CAT ate it... WORST!!

i just discover that I HATE ANIMALS THAT FEED ON OTHER ANIMALS...

well i know human did that too... but we cook em first before eating it right?? so i think that is more humane than GOBBLING the FLESH  WITH BLOOD... BLEKH!!!

FOR THE RECORD, i'm just gonna stay in the room today... until i feel secure... *gulp*...

mata ne~~

dear animals, learn how to eat with fork and knife, ok?



LONG HOLIDAY?? BORED?? I'VE GOT IDEAS............... *wink*

whaddup~

one day, a brother came 2  me and asked, "what should i do during this SUPER LOOOOOOONG HOLS??"

my answer: EAT.SLEEP.INTERNET.

when i was 11, my teacher told me:

"nanti, kalau korg cuti pnjang dh besar karang, cuti spm ke, cuti sem uni ke.. korg crik la keje.. keje ap?? keje jd MAID. besar kott gaji.."

then i thought, he got a point! tp i xprnh lg pon krja jd MAID. MAID at home jd laa... =)

so, i've listed a few things that u might like to do during this SUPER DUPER XTRA LOOOOOOOOOONG HOLS. who knows maybe it'll trigger some ideas, rite? =)

:: VLOGGING or BLOGGING ::

u cn do something like mine *wink* or if u have pretty handsome face like anne hathaway or taylor lautner, u can talk bout it, and post it!

:: FIND A JOB ::

JOB = MONEY=SHOPPING!!

:: CABUT RUMPUT RUMAH ORG::

if u dont like helping your parents at home sgt kn, go la help other people.. (anak x knang budi btul)

:: JOIN CLUB OR COURSES::

get yourself busy with stuff. trust me. U WONT BE LIVING IN PLANET BOREDOM ANYMORE.

:: STALK PEOPLE'S FACEBOOK::

haha.. oops! kantoi pulak..

:: HANGOUT::

got friends, go hangout with em! that's what friends are for! as 4 me, i hangout with my cuzzies.. =)

 

:: IF U R STILL BORED, GO WATCH TV!::

ok karaoke's my fav!

:: MAKE NEW FRIENDS::

::APPROACH A STRANGER::

say hi 2 em! exchange phone nmbers.. voila! u made a new friend! get bz texting em now.. haha

hmmm... that's all i got 4 2nite. if guys got ideas, just post it up.. oh, my suggestion if u're still BORED, just do what i do. EAT.SLEEP.TV.INTERNET. try it!!

cos u know that WAITING IS KILLING!!

say bye 2 PLANET BOREDOM!!

mata ne! ( see ya in japanese)
=)

BORN THIS WAY~~ (written in the perspective of a CAT- TRUE STORY)

yup.

i was born this way.

incomplete.

not like other people.

but,

i accept who i am.

I AM ME.

i am blind. since the day i was born. NOOOOO... not colour blind or love blind or whatsoever blind OK.. I AM LITERALLY BLIND.. there's nothing 2 brag about. you know how blind people are.. worst thing, never get 2 see my mom. never really know who my mom is. she doesn't seem 2 care bout me. never really been LOVED.

i know. species like me never get 2 survive especially in this condition. i could have been eaten by dad when i was still a baby.. but yeah.. I'm still here.. i dont know where exactly i am.. but this place seem 2 have food all the time.. i never really get hungry.. what i know is, this place sure has so many holes, tall hard surfaces, and people.. i always bumped into the surface.. my limbs slipped in2 the holes.. i heard the people go *ha ha ha*.. oh! whenever i'm near, they always call upon a name.. *JIBENG* is that my name? why jibeng? whatever..

i think there's a family living here.. whoever they are.. i m happy.. they are good people.. even though i didnt get 2 mate with a female feline, i dont really care.. i dont wanna inherit my blindness 2 my children and their children, and their children and on and on and on.. let them see what i cant see.. i know it's wonderful~

to the people,

THANK YOU.

for looking after me.

i hope

i'll live longer.

where am i?

JIBENG



too old 4 cartoons??

one day at my granny's house in bintulu.....

ME: BOLEH TUKAR CHANNEL X, MAK MAH?

MAK MAH: TUKAR LA.. XDA URG TGK JWAK..

ME: (change 2 disney channel) PHINEAS N FERB!!

MAK NAH: (sitting in front of the TV) sapa tgk katun tok??

MAMA: FATIN...

MAK NAH: GIK JWAK NANGGA KATUN?

ME: *grin*

so, are we too old for cartoons? i mean 4 my age laa... (19 btw)... i dont think so... well, nobody said cartoons are meant 4 KIDS' VIEW only kn?? for example:

THE SIMPSONS

FAMILY GUY

GOODE FAMILY

HAPPY TREE FRIENDS

these are animated cartoons (ad ka unanimated cartoons??) but not meant 4 KIDS' VIEW...  4 it may contain violence, unappropriate (btul ke spelling??) words or pendek kata, PG18...

oh! not 2 4get my all time favourite japanese animes... ! haha..

ANGEL BEATS

K-ON

KIMI NI TODOKE

VAMPIRE KNIGHT

BLEACH

AND LOTS MORE!! (yup! im a cartoon/anime freak)



think bout it... sometimes cartoons help us 2 overcome stress, or lighten up our day after a long day of work or study... even my MAMA watch PHINEAS N FERB and TOM AND JERRY... she loves em.. hahaha....



TOM AND JERRY

some people say that the older u get, the more childish u'll become...  ye ke?? hahaha... x kesah laa....

DONT WORRY B HAPPY!! TOODLES!

FAST 5~~ AWESOOOOOOOMEEE!!!

pssstttt.... lemme tell u a secret.....come closer...... closer....... awww..... closer will ya??! whoa! not 2 close..... ok2....... that's it..... here goes.... this is the frst movie i've watchd 4 da past 12 months!! YUP! no kiddin'... huhu..... n guess what??? IT.IS.AWESOOOOOOOOME~~! LOL.... seriously... its worth watching..... trust me... u wont even blink ur eyes........ OH ALRIGHT..... i did fell asleep..... BUT! its not bcos it was BORING! mbe cos i was a lil bit sleepy sbb kkenyangan... hehe~

actually i didnt watch the previous 4 of this movie, but that doesnt really affect much....well... i did watch some but i didnt wath the whole movie..... but this, O.M.G!... i know im being REDUNDANT.... but im jz trying 2 emphasise the AWESOMENESS~~ LOL..

the FAST TEAM

i know i suck when it comes 2 CARS n all, but i know what a cool car looks like... XD....  oh! there's a bunch of scenes i like.... but i think im gonna highlight 3 of em....

::train scene::

i dont really know how 2 dscribe this scene, but all i can say is that they r VERY G.DOUBLE O.D (i got this from the KFC ads..lol)... they actually steal the cars from the train..... wait. lemme try that again.... they actually steal the carsfrom a MOVING train..... a FAST MOVING train..... they went like whooossshhh..... then like vrooooommmmm..... then bang!! crash!! splash!! then..... then...... go watch laa!!

::cops' carjackin'::

i know rite??? i wonder if in real people can do that without gettin caught...not only they hijack em, they even raced it on the street....fuyoo! coolio~

NOTE: not the actual car they use in the movie

::the chase::

this is  the.........wait 4 it.......... BEST SCENE!! hahha..... they were chased by the cops (of course) on the streets of BRAZIL, after robbing HERMAN REYES' VAULT (full of dough!)...... they dragged the vault all the way on BRAZIL'S STREET, destroying banks, other cars n who knows what.... aiyoo...i tell u ah.... COOLIO!!



VROOOOOMMMM....!



::cops - robber collaboration::

i know i told u im gonna highlight only 3, but i think this is cool too... hehe... oh ya... i know i told u guys they were chased by cops, but they also DID COLLABORATE with some of the cops.... alaa... u'll understand it if u watch it urself..... haha...

the fact that the movie was filmed in BRAZIL is also STUNNING.... i didnt know that BRAZILIANS r soooo how 2 say, SAMSENG??! GANGSTER?? but they're cool of course.... they all like keeping weapons at  home... i wonder if i could keep a machine 2 myself?? hmmmm......

that's all im sharing 2 u guys.... 4 THOSE WHO HAVEN'T WATCH IT, GO WATCH!! U WONT REGRET IT..... THANKS 2 MY CUZZY, KAK HANNAH N HER FRIENDS: AZIZ, FAZI, N AMY 4 THE GREAT TIME YESTERDAY.....

::LUDA!! (ludacris is in the movie.... im "quoting" this from JB'S BABY LYRICS..LOL) DONT GET IT?? FINE. = |

BEEN THERE.. DONE THAT..

its da bginning of my 5 months of boredom.....  :( lbey kurg bginning laa....

but yeah.... finally.. its d end of my matric life! well, its kinda sad leaving my freinds n lecturers (but not da place)..... lpas ni, mula la org tny : "where's next?" bla.. bla.. bla.. my answer: jz wait 4 my rsult frst laa.... hehe.. my life in labuan?? hmmm...... lets c some of the highlghts.... shall we??

::mandi tgh mlm 4 ptg (hr ni) n pagi besok::

gross huh?? well.. what 2 do....its orientation week n we shouldnt b late subuh prayer at da surau...! only that way we could b on time n not b tengking by da seniors... lol! but actually im used 2 it at home during da hols... lol!

::angkat baldi full of water::

labuan kan trkenal dgn masalah air.... everyday pakcik bwk water tank g asrama.... kesian...so when no pkcik dtg with his water tank,, means that no water laa.... so have 2 wake up early n tadah air from groundfloor n bring back upstairs... ni yg bwt bdn jd TAGAP mcm TAYLOR LAUTNER.... haha....oh! da funny thing is, da pail was full after filling it in,, then da water gets reduced every step 2 da shower room... hahaha... but this problem last 4 only bout 6 months i guess...

::ponteng lecture bio 7:30 pg::

ni case mls bgn pagi... haha.... but some part of me tells me that its bcause of the lecturer teaching (the name would not b mentiond)... imagine that u just woke up, still mamai - sampai facial wash n toothpaste pun dh x bleh beza - n when u look at ur class schedule, BIO LECTURE AT 7:30 AM.... dont bother 2 wake me up.... jz let me snore 4 another half an hour....

::kantoi xpkai formal attire 2 lecture::

we often wear only our slippers 2 da last lcture of the day (normally 2:30 pm classes)... as we were walking 2 da lecture hall,,, i came across a huge figure... im serious.... she's huge n scary~~

xxx: ni nk g mne ni??! (high pitch voice)

me, parina n azi: g lecture.. (small timid voice)

xxx: praturan mne ckp g lcture bley pkai slipar??! BANGKAI!! G BALEK TUKAR!!!

n we all went back 2 change...

::jatuh, koyak dll::

yup... as i recall, these incidents happen in LECTURE HALL 2...

the chair in that hall is like da 1 in the cinema - red n foldable with no desk - there r like quite some chairs that is not sit-able anymore... i sat on 1 of em.... i was about 2 put my 2nd leg (bersila atas krusi) up when it folds away from where it suppose b fold... get what i mean? which cause me 2 fall... LOL! so emmbarassing... luckily people were busy answering the quiz, n didnt c me... i think. only my closest friends saw me of course...

i koyak my red baju kurung .... n not 2 4get my pants, unveiling the colour of my panties.... again, embarassed!!

my 3 sec of fame... hahaha

YAY!! finally da KMLipDub premieres!!muahahahahaha.... i appear in tis vdeo 4 only like 3 secs or less...lol.. hey, tis 1 is most prbably da 1st in msia ok... not tatim bragging or anything... hahaha... NJOY!!